: i needed to read this—i finally read it after it sat in the tabs on my phone for more than a …
: my spotify dj is gonna be hungover tomorrow
: where were you when a private space company backed by a billionaire proponent of a fascist regime …
: do you ever have a birthday in your forties and decide fitness is important and buy a nice bike and …
: you better ride until your nipples get hard i’m not even playin’ #ShitPelotonInstructorsSay
: how many of y’all cry during (one of my workouts)? oh that’s a lot [buries head] …
: i just plugged my bike helmet into my couch to charge in case you’re wondering what stage of …
: how many people on that leader board do you think barry white had a helping hand in creating …
: nothing worse than showing up to the nude beach unprepared
: I am pleased to announce that I just got a PR on a chicken curry bowl speed run and will now be …
: instr: i’m not gonna give you dietary recommendations. but i am going to tell you to consume more …
: “expanding your pantry” points to butt #shitpelotoninstructorssay
: how is this not violating a gag order? (i guess it’s not about the jurors or witnesses, but still) …
: tfw when the system tells you how it works
: okay time to stop reading the news for today i guess
: so, uh, all lint from polyester, acrylic, spandex, etc. is microplastic right cool cool cool
: folding a burrito inside a hot skillet while it’s warming up is not a skill i ever expected to …
: if you: - need some entertainment - want to read phonetically balanced groups of sentences - are …
: me: are you mad jon hamm is in the new season of morning show? her: yes!! me:why? her: he’s always a …
: despite all my rage i am still just a little bit late to work every day
: to boil the ocean you must first put the frog into the water
: rarely seen in nature. one lucky denver resident will be the proud owner of a bouncing baby UPS …
: tfw you upload a histogram to slack, feel like you beat a game on nightmare difficulty, crack open a …
: don’t sleep on the new billy woods album open.spotify.com/album/3Vo…
: one of these days i will finally learn my lesson: aws is incompatible with _
: i just named my earpods “ear hair” ama
: can you imagine not understanding the concept of acting and then watching all paul giamatti movies …
: me: i am being torn apart—i want to be free of this pain. i know what i have to do but i don’t know …
: me, submitting an article to a journal: go big or go home. me, after getting the rejection letter: …
: tfw you’ve got it all put together but there’s that one thing that just isn’t …
: i made the ugliest thing you’ll see today. i figured out how to make shapes intersect in a …
: i,uh, just made yesterday’s sketch “glitch” by “randomly” manipulating …
: btw: * thx for letting me render on your gpu * if you wanna tell me how bad i am and how bad i …
: today’s prompt: “made in 10 min”. plan: draw more moving dots in the vertex …
: i didn’t do advent of code, but i am gonna try to do #genuary2023 . for #genuary1 i drew a …
: if you don’t want to see data expressed as a histogram and if you don’t have more questions after …
: i hope the data scientists/ad wizards at disney plus have fun tomorrow i just told them i was born …
: strange progression (same, tbh) 📷 #avgday
: not convinced you need to know my gender, disney. this is dumb.
: things that make this animation work: * the x and y pos have a different period * the x and y pos …
: learning more about shaders: refactored the oscilloscope/slinky animation that I shared a couple …
: spent some time this weekend learning about webGL and shaders. i copied one of @adamferriss examples …
: tfw scott manley ( @djsnm ) yeets your favorite obscure trivia fact out to 1.5 million subscribers …
: do you ever start a huddle in your own dm channel on slack just so you can hear the elevator music …
: oh boy here we go again (lots of sirens, they are responding very quickly) #boulder
: alright #boulder, it is once again time to get out ya ‘gram
: a reflection, a time, and a place. a state of mind. 📷 #avgday
: couldn’t have dreamed it better myself. 📷 #avgday
: ummmmm, why will the president be doing a powerpoint on reflections from gold space hexagons …
: ummmmm, why will the president be doing a powerpoint on reflections from gold space hexagons …
: well, maybe it’s time to plug a pre-print. this is a follow up to the conference paper published at …
: as fire season ramps up you may be wondering “where is this smoke coming from?” this …
: awww come on, what the hell #boulder
: observation: calmest i’ve seen it since this morning. observation: eyes in the sky circling. …
: can see flames on the wooded hill on the left (east) if you squint. a pattern: larger plumes while …
: observation: less smoke. speculation: maybe some defensible space is helping. #boulder #NCARFire
: darker plumes over to the left 😬 from the far side of that ridge #boulder #NCARFire
: example of the smoke flowing up the side of the mountain before meeting those upper level winds. can …
: check out the smoke closest to the mountain—very little color to it. nearly vertical plumes. …
: less smoke now, and the color of the smoke is lighter. kinda looks like when you pour water on a …
: plane flying in to ??? #boulder #NCARFire
: hard to keep the framing consistent shot to shot but can definitely see the changes in wind …
: the base of the smoke appears to be moving north west before upper level winds blow the smoke east …
: say, have you guys heard this one product, the iphone? apple makes it. i just got one and it’s …
: wild literally watching the wind arrive in boulder just now—went from beautiful sunrise to overcast …
: us health care: HIPAA!!!! doctor’s office: is in a strip mall doctor: you have {condition}, here’s …
: the new, air-quality-sensing air purifier kicked into high gear after i gave it a solid crop dusting …
: 🧐 (i will limit my whining about $ISP to this, probably)
: how it started: “ah, a free moment, time to work on that project” how it’s going: …
: shadow comp #1 fabriano, ensso, PDG, earth flora
: whichever nation-state or ad-tech company that’s somehow hacked into my computer and installed …
: what if you were always remembered by the sign you posted on the door when lockdown happened 📷 …
: what if you were always remembered by the sign you posted on the door when lockdown happened 📷 …
: what if you were always remembered by the sign you posted on the door when lockdown happened 📷 …
: what if you were always remembered by the sign you posted on the door when lockdown happened 📷 …
: what if you were always remembered by the sign you posted on the door when lockdown happened …
: me: grinds black pepper onto blue box mac and cheese my fruit watch: good job! really well done, be …
: huh, okay, micro dot blog doesn’t like animated gifs—here’s a link …
: i had some time off work. since i don’t know how to rest I made something—wanted to recreate …
: remember when iowa rescinded their mask mandate two weeks ago? if this is correct (not showing on …
: keeping myself accountable on this—co’s numbers continue to go down, but epidemiologists still argue …
: tfw you pull up the latest covid data and see new cases have been on a downward trend for ~1 month …
: shadow comp #0 wingback, grovemade, ikea
: learning to look past the obvious patterns 📷 #avgday
: take a step back. take a closer look. 📷 #avgday
: opened up some open mike eagle for a spin after hearing the election was called
: the cameron peak fire grew 28,584 acres in one day, or around 44.7 square miles.
: new mural in boulder coming soon to an insta story near you
: carl sagan sample on a billy woods tune makes the evening alright
: quarantinfants in two months sorry all that’s the best i can do rn
: hello there is no emoji for a musical record i am gutted smell you later 💽
: remember when we were pissed about scooters
: a night of code. a glass of cheap whiskey. a screamy album playing loudly. [coding intensifies]. a …
: alright #boulder time to get out ya gram
: did you know federal regulation 41 CFR 102-74.425 is about pooping
: almost a year ago i was in minneapolis for eyeo—good times! i saw this building and thought the …
: average september and october 2018
: and then here is average 20190316. i like this one a lot.
: average july and august 2018. still really behind.
: [can’t-miss thread from yesterday afternoon talking about cutting edge research in speech …
: average may and june 2018. i am very behind.
: so this is pretty neat—the paper i submitted in october was accepted, and has now been published! …
: anybody know of an activity monitor-like app for macos that displays info on the touchbar? that …
: two pictures of the same thing; equal on merits. pick both, i guess 📷 #avgday
: it was late and dark but there’s always some light to use. 📷 #avgday
: sodastreams are dope. they’re like, a really good and mostly non-fatal way to get carbon dioxide …
: another springtime 4 u. it’s the result of the snow you’re commuting around in. 📷 …
: the dirty window creates a pseudo film processing artifact here. cool. 📷 #avgday
: a gray hike and a picture of wood results in grayish wood. 🤷♂️ 📷 #avgday
: it’s worth noting that if you have a bunch of existing git repos you can just remove the old …
: why did I wait so long to set this up (this guide is great) nerderati.com/2011/03/1… via …
: i thought growing out my hair was a way to be edgy and hip but a glimpse of gray combined with …
: maybe you need a springtime today. here is a springtime. from last year. there will probably be …
: i heard you liked clouds and mountains so here are clouds on mountains 📷 #avgday
: i made tools to facilitate sharing my work and i need to use them so here’s a snowy night from …
: nye update: dinner was delicious. made it back home where i flossed and went to bed
: nye update: probably not stealing dessert treats from other tables
: nye status: the pork and gnudi are amazing.
: nye status: flossed all the way to a pants down mask off at bramble and hare
: nye status: think i can floss all the way from folsom to pearl?
: nye status: OH re: flossing—“i feel like you’re gonna hit your dick real hard” we’re in for a long …
: nye status update: drinking mezcal and learning the floss to toro y moi
: hello from march 2019, i am so behind on photos 📷
: signs betray a lack of planning 📷 #avgday
: here are a few of the component images that make up the image in the previous post.
: this one is made up of 8 images. i uploaded it to test alt text, but looks like that’s not …
: here’s another average. i like this one.
: my first programmatic micropub post i guess is an image of a beer menu and a bed bath and beyond …
: you can see all these on my website if you wanna. here’s a link to a cat eating lasagna if …
: here’s another one. first is 20190101 to 20190309, second is 20190101 to 20190310. there is a …
: one thing i did while rewriting is make it average available photos a month and a year at a time on …
: welp i got tired of the code i was using to generate those images so i rewrote it. if you want to …
: hey hi what’s up you might know about the images i make using the photographs i take on a …
: it’s been a super busy year so far and i have had a little time to reflect recently i did the …
: okay so regarding turnout i was incorrect—i was looking at this site last night: …
: (thank you to all the people working very hard to get more people to vote and keep people engaged.) …
: i get it—1/3 of the voters in CO are independents and don’t like anybody telling them what they …
: colorado: okay got it yeah cool cool, tax payers’ bill of rights, y’all don’t like raising taxes …
: voters (2012): TAX POT AND PUT IT TOWARDS SCHOOLS!!! voters: ugh, i wish my kid could go to school 5 …
: alright #boulder time to get out ya gram
: always dress like you’re gonna do laundry tomorrow, i always say
: last night i stepped onto a platform to flail and honk through a harmonica to try to curry the favor …
: Earlier this week, a paper from a project I’ve been working on was published on arXiv: …
: i weep for want of a place to put AIM status messages on New Internet
: happened upon this album and am really enjoying the throwback to 90s hip hop: 🎵 …
: REY! REY! REY!!! DON’T GO TO THE BJORKSIDE! DON’T YOU DO IT!
: anybody know why six fire department vehicles and an ambulance just showed up to the circle k on …
: i cherry-picked that quote from that article, but… this is what you get when you don’t …
: “Along with the cost of repairing the damaged stretch of roadway, CDOT may also have to pay to …
: so far one of the local television channels has the best coverage of the collapsed bridge. …
: (oddly enough you can access the articles through a google search result (amp) which i am very sure …
: if you thought my whining about the local rags last night was over the top, here’s a screenshot of …
: in other news, coloradans did not approve a tax increase for road maintenance, so maybe funds to …
: part of the major highway that is my primary route to work collapsed (!) and the two local …
: hey #boulder time to get out ya gram 📷
: thank you to everybody who came to @boulderpython last night! if you missed it, slides from the talk …
: heeeyyy everybody!!! if you wanna learn a little about how to deploy python in docker containers, …
: focus on the falling snow. you can’t see it. that’s fine, it’s there anyway. 📷 #avgday
: i ate the whole box of kraft macaroni and cheese for breakfast. i am thirty-five years old. i washed …
: looking back at this one i figured out how to strategically add bright artifacts in a multiple …
: didn’t realize a pot of water was boiling because i thought the rattling sound it makes on my …
: dang #boulder changing up the look a bit on walnut street 📷
: i was out at the boulder model airport to [REDACTED] a [REDACTED] 📷 #avgday
: yeah yeah yeap this is p. much what I remember 📷 #avgday
: good morning good morning good morning good morning this plant is totes ruining the vibe 📷 #avgday
: memories of snowy mountains and blurred vision 📷 #avgday
: okay time for my annual whine about the #bolderboulder waking me up
: hey #boulder get out ya gram
: matplotlib, LaTeX and f-strings do NOT play well together
: theory: every time a new medium is invented, a process of transcribing all the world’s knowledge to …
: there’s a cat in this one if you’re into that #avgday
: the ones with selfies in them always turn out a little creepy #avgday
: hello everybody/everybot here is another average avg20190123 000005 image exposure 0.1556 seconds …
: need to do a better job of sharing the stuff I can share. here’s an average for y’all
: quite frankly this is an amazing twitter
: yesterday i was all “bomb cyclones are stupid, ima boot my work computer into windows from ubuntu …
: maybe y’all knew this but injury litigation lawyers are now advertising on tumblr maybe it is over??
: honestly i want an ammo sash filled with corndogs
: Since I wrote that post my former place of employ lost five brilliant engineers (in addition to …
: My blog on the 2013 shutdown (when I was a Fed): “…this image of apathy projected by politicians …
: the lightning port is the bellybutton of the iphone all y’all who try to plug a lightning cable in …
: it’s that wondrous time of the year
: I only made one commit but I’m proud to have my name on this list: github.com/mapbox/ra… 😁
: member that one time i wrote about building a deep-learning container ha yeah me too rad here is how …
: super useful tool if you’re using pytorch and miss the summary method in keras
: here is another blast from the past hi www.flickr.com/photos/do…
: tfw you don’t get a good photo out an airplane window because of your white band t-shirt
: have you ever wanted to run a gpu jupyter notebook in a docker container and share with one or two …
: your mom dot pro has been parked by go daddy (for free) this is not a drill
: internet person: i love flickr but ima put all my content on insta indie dev: pay for software pls …