folding a burrito inside a hot skillet while it’s warming up is not a skill i ever expected to regret developing

if you: - need some entertainment - want to read phonetically balanced groups of sentences - are testing a voice communication system try the harvard sentences! great for snark, tautologies, and even some wisdom.

www.cs.columbia.edu/~hgs/audi…

me: are you mad jon hamm is in the new season of morning show? her: yes!! me:why? her: he’s always a dick in everything! he’s a dick in bridesmaids and he’s a dick in 47 gentlemen! me: 47 gentlemen?!?!?!

despite all my rage i am still just a little bit late to work every day

to boil the ocean you must first put the frog into the water

rarely seen in nature. one lucky denver resident will be the proud owner of a bouncing baby UPS truck.

tfw you upload a histogram to slack, feel like you beat a game on nightmare difficulty, crack open a cold one, jump up and down and hit your knee on your standing desk

iykyk

don’t sleep on the new billy woods album open.spotify.com/album/3Vo…

one of these days i will finally learn my lesson: aws is incompatible with _

i just named my earpods “ear hair” ama

can you imagine not understanding the concept of acting and then watching all paul giamatti movies in order

remember netbooks

lol

me: i am being torn apart—i want to be free of this pain. i know what i have to do but i don’t know if i have the strength to do it. will you help me

han solo: yes anything

me: great, go through my sock drawer and trash the ones with holes in them. preferably when i’m not here

me, submitting an article to a journal: go big or go home.

me, after getting the rejection letter: why not both?

tfw you’ve got it all put together but there’s that one thing that just isn’t working how you want

(ugh, why isn’t it displaying full screen on mobile ugh)

whltexbread.github.io/p5sketch/…

#genuary2023 #genuary5

i made the ugliest thing you’ll see today. i figured out how to make shapes intersect in a fragment shader. cool, but i’m sorry.

whltexbread.github.io/p5sketch/…

#genuary2023 #genuary4

i,uh, just made yesterday’s sketch “glitch” by “randomly” manipulating the position of a “random” vertex. not perfect, but kinda makes it look like an analog hardware drawing failure.

whltexbread.github.io/p5sketch/…

#genuary2023 #genuary3

btw: * thx for letting me render on your gpu * if you wanna tell me how bad i am and how bad i should feel, i’m putting my code here: github.com/whlteXbre…

#genuary2023

today’s prompt: “made in 10 min”. plan: draw more moving dots in the vertex shader. couldn’t manage to push a vector of float2s as a uniform using p5.js and debugging/workaround took 1.5 hrs 😢

https://whltexbread.github.io/p5sketch/genuary2023/20230102/

#genuary2023 #genuary2

i didn’t do advent of code, but i am gonna try to do #genuary2023 . for #genuary1 i drew a rectangle using a vertex shader. that’s it. that’s the post. whltexbread.github.io/p5sketch/…