Andrew Catellier
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  • wild literally watching the wind arrive in boulder just now—went from beautiful sunrise to overcast and rainy in maybe one minute

    15 December 2021
  • us health care: HIPAA!!!!

    doctor’s office: is in a strip mall

    doctor: you have {condition}, here’s an elective procedure and a bag of samples

    me: dang, okay, lemme think on it

    me, in a shake shack, holding the bag: why are people staring

    bag: DO YOU HAVE {CONDITION}?

    me: 👀

    14 October 2021
  • the new, air-quality-sensing air purifier kicked into high gear after i gave it a solid crop dusting and at my age i can’t tell if i am proud, ashamed, impressed, offended, or indifferent about this response

    6 October 2021
  • 🧐

    (i will limit my whining about $ISP to this, probably)

    2 October 2021
  • how it started: “ah, a free moment, time to work on that project”

    how it’s going: ssh -vvv

    19 August 2021
  • this is a great gag

    6 July 2021
  • shadow comp #1

    fabriano, ensso, PDG, earth flora

    29 June 2021
  • whichever nation-state or ad-tech company that’s somehow hacked into my computer and installed a key logger thinks i am one of the following:

    • a geriatric computing enthusiast
    • an incredibly talented cat
    • owner of an apple laptop with butterfly-style keyboard
    16 May 2021
  • what if you were always remembered by the sign you posted on the door when lockdown happened 📷 #lockdowns

    9 May 2021
  • what if you were always remembered by the sign you posted on the door when lockdown happened 📷 #lockdowns

    7 May 2021
  • what if you were always remembered by the sign you posted on the door when lockdown happened 📷 #lockdowns

    6 May 2021
  • what if you were always remembered by the sign you posted on the door when lockdown happened 📷 #lockdowns

    6 May 2021
  • what if you were always remembered by the sign you posted on the door when lockdown happened

    #lockdowns 1

    6 May 2021
  • me: grinds black pepper onto blue box mac and cheese my fruit watch: good job! really well done, be proud of yourself! me: continues grinding

    2 May 2021
  • thank you for your patience

    28 April 2021
  • huh, okay, micro dot blog doesn’t like animated gifs—here’s a link thisisreal.net/served/ou…

    20 April 2021
  • i had some time off work. since i don’t know how to rest I made something—wanted to recreate an affect casey reas used in the “sleep well beast” video. also processing (the…framework) is weird youtu.be/kwraJAssy…

    20 April 2021
  • remember when iowa rescinded their mask mandate two weeks ago? if this is correct (not showing on the NYT tracker yet), that action undid 2 months of progress www.npr.org/sections/…

    20 February 2021
  • keeping myself accountable on this—co’s numbers continue to go down, but epidemiologists still argue my point: tinyurl.com/2eq78fg3

    6 February 2021
  • tfw you pull up the latest covid data and see new cases have been on a downward trend for ~1 month in your state but you remember the governor opened restaurants as soon as the new variant was confirmed in the state, about two weeks ago

    25 January 2021
  • shadow comp #0

    wingback, grovemade, ikea

    20 January 2021

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