i, uh.
this elway album rips. “maximum entropy” cuts me.
elwaytheband.bandcamp.com/album/the…
i used an adobe product, don’t shame me
normally i’d get a nice little alert from NWS about this much hail, but nothing today.
wonder why that might be.
whoever invented the time/space continuum should be shot into a black hole
(lovingly)
tired: bathrooms where you can wave to yourself in the mirror while sitting on the commode
wired: bathrooms where you can wave to passersby through a window while sitting on the commode
does it still count as a workout if you smell more like chipotle after you’re done than when you started
i think schrödinger’s cat just wanted more attention
okay, how many kinds of aliasing can we have in one animation. three?
p5js version: whltexbread.github.io/p5sketch/…
#genuary #genuary2025 #genuary12
not impossible, but i did have to break out graphtoy and bang my head through the brain fog—tried to do something like this on a previous day and got embarrassingly stuck
#genuary #genuary2025 #genuary11
okay darien brito, smart aleck, hope you’re happy
#genuary #genuary 2025 #genuary10
i figure this is what some of the riders of the W line see when they’re on the train
#genuary #genuary2025 #genuary9
looking down on a million embers (eventually)
#genuary #genuary2025 #genuary8
okay, how many people did i copy 🙈
#genuary #genuary 2025 #genuary6
i don’t know. turns out i’m excited about aliasing until about 1 AM and then i turn into a primitive animal that can’t reason about mod or whatever
mod
p5js version: https://whltexbread.github.io/p5sketch/genuary2025/20250105/
#genuary #genuary2025 #genuary5
i call this one “i am milking this chunk of code for all its worth, also, i’m sorry it’s a little unkind”
#genuary #genuary2025 #genuary4
tfw your math query recommendation algorithm gets poisoned (or confused) (or religious)
where would we be if we couldn’t tweet our thoughts
okay, i drew 42 lines, exactly
here’s the p5js version: whltexbread.github.io/p5sketch/…
#genuary #genuary2025 #genuary3
came in with a “plan” so it wouldn’t take so long, but still took about an hour longer than I’d have liked.
#genuary #genuary2025 #genuary2
one resolution I have is to make time for personal projects. so, i guess this happened today.
(we’ll see how this gets cross-posted to all the places)
#genuary #genuary2025 #genuary1
if your hand-operated lemon squeezer isn’t at least a kilowatt what are you even doing
wrapping presents in a new old fashioned way
(drinking beer and/or whiskey while unintentionally listening to radiohead covers)
(and also using walmart bags as wrapping paper)
dear land o’ frost:
thank you for giving my family premium meat for eighty-three (83) years.
thanks also for adding water to my ham. i love when I make a toastie and it runs down my hand onto my arm and into my sweater. weezer would be proud.
love, andrew
i sit here, slowly curating words for you to read, these are the words that give me satisfaction in this human moment
i will call these words a p…po…post yep a post send post
cracks knuckles
trumang