Andrew Catellier
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  • i, uh.

    this elway album rips. “maximum entropy” cuts me.

    elwaytheband.bandcamp.com/album/the…

    15 June 2025
  • i used an adobe product, don’t shame me

    24 May 2025
  • normally i’d get a nice little alert from NWS about this much hail, but nothing today.

    wonder why that might be.

    7 May 2025
  • whoever invented the time/space continuum should be shot into a black hole

    (lovingly)

    27 April 2025
  • tired: bathrooms where you can wave to yourself in the mirror while sitting on the commode

    wired: bathrooms where you can wave to passersby through a window while sitting on the commode

    27 April 2025
  • does it still count as a workout if you smell more like chipotle after you’re done than when you started

    17 March 2025
  • i think schrödinger’s cat just wanted more attention

    27 February 2025
  • okay, how many kinds of aliasing can we have in one animation. three?

    p5js version: whltexbread.github.io/p5sketch/…

    #genuary #genuary2025 #genuary12

    19 January 2025
  • not impossible, but i did have to break out graphtoy and bang my head through the brain fog—tried to do something like this on a previous day and got embarrassingly stuck

    p5js version: whltexbread.github.io/p5sketch/…

    #genuary #genuary2025 #genuary11

    17 January 2025
  • okay darien brito, smart aleck, hope you’re happy

    p5js version: whltexbread.github.io/p5sketch/…

    #genuary #genuary 2025 #genuary10

    16 January 2025
  • i figure this is what some of the riders of the W line see when they’re on the train

    p5js version: whltexbread.github.io/p5sketch/…

    #genuary #genuary2025 #genuary9

    16 January 2025
  • looking down on a million embers (eventually)

    p5js version: whltexbread.github.io/p5sketch/…

    #genuary #genuary2025 #genuary8

    12 January 2025
  • okay, how many people did i copy 🙈

    p5js version: whltexbread.github.io/p5sketch/…

    #genuary #genuary 2025 #genuary6

    8 January 2025
  • i don’t know. turns out i’m excited about aliasing until about 1 AM and then i turn into a primitive animal that can’t reason about mod or whatever

    p5js version: https://whltexbread.github.io/p5sketch/genuary2025/20250105/

    #genuary #genuary2025 #genuary5

    7 January 2025
  • i call this one “i am milking this chunk of code for all its worth, also, i’m sorry it’s a little unkind”

    p5js version: whltexbread.github.io/p5sketch/…

    #genuary #genuary2025 #genuary4

    6 January 2025
  • tfw your math query recommendation algorithm gets poisoned (or confused) (or religious)

    6 January 2025
  • where would we be if we couldn’t tweet our thoughts

    • confucius
    5 January 2025
  • okay, i drew 42 lines, exactly

    here’s the p5js version: whltexbread.github.io/p5sketch/…

    #genuary #genuary2025 #genuary3

    5 January 2025
  • came in with a “plan” so it wouldn’t take so long, but still took about an hour longer than I’d have liked.

    here’s the p5js version: whltexbread.github.io/p5sketch/…

    #genuary #genuary2025 #genuary2

    2 January 2025
  • one resolution I have is to make time for personal projects. so, i guess this happened today.

    (we’ll see how this gets cross-posted to all the places)

    #genuary #genuary2025 #genuary1

    1 January 2025
  • if your hand-operated lemon squeezer isn’t at least a kilowatt what are you even doing

    1 January 2025
  • wrapping presents in a new old fashioned way

    (drinking beer and/or whiskey while unintentionally listening to radiohead covers)

    (and also using walmart bags as wrapping paper)

    23 December 2024
  • dear land o’ frost:

    thank you for giving my family premium meat for eighty-three (83) years.

    thanks also for adding water to my ham. i love when I make a toastie and it runs down my hand onto my arm and into my sweater. weezer would be proud.

    love, andrew

    19 December 2024
  • i sit here, slowly curating words for you to read, these are the words that give me satisfaction in this human moment

    i will call these words a p…po…post yep a post send post

    18 December 2024
  • cracks knuckles

    trumang

    5 December 2024

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