i, uh.

this elway album rips. “maximum entropy” cuts me.

elwaytheband.bandcamp.com/album/the…

i used an adobe product, don’t shame me

normally i’d get a nice little alert from NWS about this much hail, but nothing today.

wonder why that might be.

whoever invented the time/space continuum should be shot into a black hole

(lovingly)

tired: bathrooms where you can wave to yourself in the mirror while sitting on the commode

wired: bathrooms where you can wave to passersby through a window while sitting on the commode

does it still count as a workout if you smell more like chipotle after you’re done than when you started

i think schrödinger’s cat just wanted more attention

okay, how many kinds of aliasing can we have in one animation. three?

p5js version: whltexbread.github.io/p5sketch/…

#genuary #genuary2025 #genuary12

not impossible, but i did have to break out graphtoy and bang my head through the brain fog—tried to do something like this on a previous day and got embarrassingly stuck

p5js version: whltexbread.github.io/p5sketch/…

#genuary #genuary2025 #genuary11

okay darien brito, smart aleck, hope you’re happy

p5js version: whltexbread.github.io/p5sketch/…

#genuary #genuary 2025 #genuary10

i figure this is what some of the riders of the W line see when they’re on the train

p5js version: whltexbread.github.io/p5sketch/…

#genuary #genuary2025 #genuary9

looking down on a million embers (eventually)

p5js version: whltexbread.github.io/p5sketch/…

#genuary #genuary2025 #genuary8

okay, how many people did i copy 🙈

p5js version: whltexbread.github.io/p5sketch/…

#genuary #genuary 2025 #genuary6

i don’t know. turns out i’m excited about aliasing until about 1 AM and then i turn into a primitive animal that can’t reason about mod or whatever

p5js version: https://whltexbread.github.io/p5sketch/genuary2025/20250105/

#genuary #genuary2025 #genuary5

i call this one “i am milking this chunk of code for all its worth, also, i’m sorry it’s a little unkind”

p5js version: whltexbread.github.io/p5sketch/…

#genuary #genuary2025 #genuary4

tfw your math query recommendation algorithm gets poisoned (or confused) (or religious)

where would we be if we couldn’t tweet our thoughts

• confucius

okay, i drew 42 lines, exactly

here’s the p5js version: whltexbread.github.io/p5sketch/…

#genuary #genuary2025 #genuary3

came in with a “plan” so it wouldn’t take so long, but still took about an hour longer than I’d have liked.

here’s the p5js version: whltexbread.github.io/p5sketch/…

#genuary #genuary2025 #genuary2

one resolution I have is to make time for personal projects. so, i guess this happened today.

(we’ll see how this gets cross-posted to all the places)

#genuary #genuary2025 #genuary1

if your hand-operated lemon squeezer isn’t at least a kilowatt what are you even doing

wrapping presents in a new old fashioned way

(drinking beer and/or whiskey while unintentionally listening to radiohead covers)

(and also using walmart bags as wrapping paper)

dear land o’ frost:

thank you for giving my family premium meat for eighty-three (83) years.

thanks also for adding water to my ham. i love when I make a toastie and it runs down my hand onto my arm and into my sweater. weezer would be proud.

love, andrew

i sit here, slowly curating words for you to read, these are the words that give me satisfaction in this human moment

i will call these words a p…po…post yep a post send post

cracks knuckles

trumang