Andrew Catellier
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  • i…just saw a kristi noem/ice recruiting ad on youtube

    you know what? no more youtube for me.

    i am going to reach out to the creators i follow and let them know as well.

    19 October 2025
  • protect the judiciary

    thisisreal.net/nokings/4…

    #nokings

    18 October 2025
  • no kings in fort collins

    18 October 2025
  • i came here to chew bubblegum and post bangers

    and i’m all outta bangers

    9 October 2025
  • henceforth i will be responding to campaign text messages with the following:

    “does brenda know you’re texting me???”

    i will not be taking questions at this time

    7 October 2025
  • new hobby: joining meditation “workouts” in the peloton app and giving everybody high fives

    21 September 2025
  • who’s ready for some stagflation

    www.cnbc.com/2025/09/1…

    17 September 2025
  • spamming social media is way cheaper than airdropping pamphlets i guess

    somebody should make a “stop doing platforms” meme

    14 September 2025
  • 6 September 2025
  • who wants to come over later and play microsoft bob

    30 August 2025
  • i, uh.

    this elway album rips. “maximum entropy” cuts me.

    elwaytheband.bandcamp.com/album/the…

    15 June 2025
  • i used an adobe product, don’t shame me

    24 May 2025
  • normally i’d get a nice little alert from NWS about this much hail, but nothing today.

    wonder why that might be.

    7 May 2025
  • whoever invented the time/space continuum should be shot into a black hole

    (lovingly)

    27 April 2025
  • tired: bathrooms where you can wave to yourself in the mirror while sitting on the commode

    wired: bathrooms where you can wave to passersby through a window while sitting on the commode

    27 April 2025
  • does it still count as a workout if you smell more like chipotle after you’re done than when you started

    17 March 2025
  • i think schrödinger’s cat just wanted more attention

    27 February 2025
  • okay, how many kinds of aliasing can we have in one animation. three?

    p5js version: whltexbread.github.io/p5sketch/…

    #genuary #genuary2025 #genuary12

    19 January 2025
  • not impossible, but i did have to break out graphtoy and bang my head through the brain fog—tried to do something like this on a previous day and got embarrassingly stuck

    p5js version: whltexbread.github.io/p5sketch/…

    #genuary #genuary2025 #genuary11

    17 January 2025
  • okay darien brito, smart aleck, hope you’re happy

    p5js version: whltexbread.github.io/p5sketch/…

    #genuary #genuary 2025 #genuary10

    16 January 2025
  • i figure this is what some of the riders of the W line see when they’re on the train

    p5js version: whltexbread.github.io/p5sketch/…

    #genuary #genuary2025 #genuary9

    16 January 2025
  • looking down on a million embers (eventually)

    p5js version: whltexbread.github.io/p5sketch/…

    #genuary #genuary2025 #genuary8

    12 January 2025
  • okay, how many people did i copy 🙈

    p5js version: whltexbread.github.io/p5sketch/…

    #genuary #genuary 2025 #genuary6

    8 January 2025
  • i don’t know. turns out i’m excited about aliasing until about 1 AM and then i turn into a primitive animal that can’t reason about mod or whatever

    p5js version: https://whltexbread.github.io/p5sketch/genuary2025/20250105/

    #genuary #genuary2025 #genuary5

    7 January 2025
  • i call this one “i am milking this chunk of code for all its worth, also, i’m sorry it’s a little unkind”

    p5js version: whltexbread.github.io/p5sketch/…

    #genuary #genuary2025 #genuary4

    6 January 2025

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